The week that was: through April 15th

The week was pretty mellow. My main task was to psychologically prepare myself for Nicole’s trip to NYC that would start on Sunday. I also worked everyday with my buddy Arky on mind-boggling (for me) JavaScript stuff. At the end of each session I felt wrung out and drained and both loved and hated this enigmatic gift from the gods. Also, I started The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, which seems like the first book I read in 300 years.


At some point early in the week we played in the rain.


And at some point in time, Nicole went away for an overnight trip. I slept poorly and Zoe woke up very early (4:30am, which to me seems early). She finally slept on top of me on the sofa, and that feeling of a 30lb bundle of love is probably one of the most pleasant way to spend 5:30-7am, and then was up “working” on the windowsill, meaning she was typing, just like how Papa makes money.


While out playing she saw an octagon shape and was able to tell me about it. Sesame Street really is fine. Then she did this, which meant this:


Tonx arrived and I broke out the Chemex because the day seemed very trippy and night coffee is rad.

Heavy
Building with heavy blocks


Nicole returned and Zoe got a bike helmet for her first bike ride that I’m still too afraid to take her on.


On Friday night I was feeling super empty and soulless. We went to Lanesplitter. Meh. You can’t win every day.


Zoe draws while Papa stews in some sort of unnamable personal crisis and also wanted to eat 300 slices of pizza.


Saturday morning I felt a little better.


We spent some of Saturday getting Zoe some new shoes, which sparkle and are adorable.


On Sunday we dropped Nicole off at SFO for her week-long trip to NYC. Then we went to Fairyland because somebody kept talking about trains and we eventually rode the five car train that loops around twice. Every other child also wanted to ride the train that day. It was very warm out and really encouraged me to not spend another season fat.


Here is a pretty sweet shot of Zoe’s new sneakers.

Sigh. I’m fat. But I knew that. But I won’t always be fat.


If I’ve been planning on “doing something” about how my weight has plateaued around a very uncomfortable 18Xlb region over the last few years, but haven’t, then I will now. Because seriously:

  • Somebody I hadn’t seen in years had to put an extra question mark and exclamation mark on the end of their sentence AND put my name in italics: “Are you Ross?(?!)”
  • My doctor used the word “shocking” or “startling” when updating my weight
  • My clothes, that come from Target, are super depressing and boring
  • I get out of breath when I talk
  • I look like I never lost the baby weight
  • Nobody wants a fat dad

Ok. Let’s do this. I won’t bore you (the Russian spam bot that “reads” my site) with the details, but rather I will just use this random date to draw a line in the sand. See you in two weeks with an update!

The week that hath passed [let's say Nicole's birthday through Easter]

Because of my combination of extreme laziness and inability to want to do anything with my free time except re-watch seasons 1-4 of The West Wing, I thought I could convert my updating schedule into a reliable weekly recap mostly reverse engineered from my Instagram feed, so I can cover all the highlights, which I’m guessing will mostly be Zoe doing something (I think is) cute and coffee photos. The format (photo, short description about what it is) will really help to expedite the documentation of “events”, without offering any insight or investigation, which is ideal, because writing and remembering is hard.

Do you not use a computer at all and missed hearing about the affordable shaving club? Perhaps you know I do not enjoy spending 4 to 6 dollars on a 5 cent piece of plastic and metal. Also, I’m terrified of using what seems to be an affordable and sustainable straight or safety razor (I assume it would castrate me in the shower on day one). I like to think I’ll never have to give Gillette another dime. I toy with the idea of writing a big long comparison between the Mach Whatever I used for years and the less expensive but still does the job as good as, if not better than, new razor, but I think I said all I could say about it just now.


Then it was my little buddy’s birthday and I made my yearly pilgrimage into the faraway land of San Francisco to eat dosa(s) that were too hot and drink in bars that catered to my need to have booze in tall glasses brought to me. Note: those legs go all the way to the ground.


It rained.


Zoe strutted.


We went to Ikea to buy matching bowls and plates and then Zoe ate a frozen yig-git yogurt for an hour.


I made a lentil loaf, but not as good as the one that came before it (the key is for me to not go off the recipe at all. At. All). In fact, this one was weird and maybe shouldn’t have been. The week can’t all be good news.


It’s getting warm, and the Owl’s Howl over ice at Modern is delicious.


In an effort to do absolutely nothing about my terrible physical appearance, the family went to, and I write this knowing it’s kind of lame, California Pizza Kitchen. I had never been, but, and I write this knowing it is super lame, their frozen pizza that I buy at Target and say I’m not going to eat tonight but then eat the entire thing and then say that’s the last time that will ever happen, but it so isn’t going to be the last time, is more tasty than anything I have ever eaten in my entire life. But they do it up ok there and the sugary drinks made the world seem ok for a little while. (See you on my birthday, CPK!) Christ, I’m getting old.


Zoe came by the office and mused nostalgically about last Easter at Fairyland.


And then it was Easter! And we were in Golden Gate Park and on a carousel and Zoe didn’t cry even though they spin that thing like they’re testing to see if you have The Right Stuff.


And after Zoe fell asleep in the park, exhausted from the sun and the playing and the running, we ate Nature’s Express in the car.


Keeping with the spirit of the weekend, Zoe ate her first creme egg.


On Easter Sunday we learned an important lesson about just showing up whenever and not stressing about being someplace on time. Also, Zoe got to run around the same spot where Mommy and Daddy got married on a special day in October.