I hadn’t heard much about The Pete Holmes show until New Material Seinfeld #3 caused a little buzz. Here are the collected installments so I can easily watch them in my car before work. Every second work for me at the deepest levels possible.
This is so awesomely beautiful, I didn’t even mind the music.
I’m proud to report that I rode my bike to work whenever possible. It was pretty amazing and fun, especially the more caffeinated PM rides. I only suffered two flat tires for 500 miles ridden. I didn’t get much weekend riding in, and the commute was mostly flat, slow & steady, but this is about 450 more miles ridden than last year.
I didn’t slim down at all and this makes me think that just riding 12 miles two or three times a week isn’t license to “eat whatever I want” which makes me very very sad. Portion control is bullshit, but I think it’s all my metabolism will understand.
I’m sure I can get this weight and general classification as “obese” down as long as I stay away from delicious delicious gluten and it’s equally dangerous impostors. Also: not eating second dinner. Or having a post breakfast bagel. Or a heavenly burrito filled with rice and dreams.
I found two pens I like quite a bit:
The Pilot MultiBall Liquid Ink Pen is a fantastic fine-tip. If I can find a refill for them, I will gladly put one in my The Apollo Technical Pen.
The Uni-ball Signo Broad UM-153 Gel Ink Pen puts down a huge amount of ink which makes it a little inappropriate for everyday note taking.
I seem to use Evernote more than actually writing things down at work, though.
After upgrading computers and hard drives, I decided to move a huge chunk of music to the slick Amazon Player, which doesn’t easily allow for sending to last.fm, so these stats are somewhat accurate. My listening habits are born out of laziness: items on my default Rdio playlist tend to get repeated over and over while I try to find some new music that is tolerable.
A tale of a man who obsessively made something that nobody really cared about much much better. (“…David Imus worked alone on his map seven days a week for two full years. Nearly 6,000 hours in total.”) His map is fanstastic.
I liked it. Zoe said it was “different” from our other breakfast scrambles and left it mostly uneaten. Nicole was quiet which means she hates any form of garbanzo beans that aren’t in Indian food.
There are nights when a kale salad is delicious. Last night was not one of those evenings. Recipe fail on my end: the squash was mushy, the lentils were cold, clumpy, and depressing. The dressing wasn’t tangy enough. We ate a Amy’s soy pizza after the salad was rejected by everybody.
Oatmeal Raisin Cookies
These were out of the park, 100% grande hit. Wish I had some now. Should I make some now? I probably should.
So I just did. And they were great again.
December 9, 2013
Zoe was still sick, my phone stopped working, work was stressing me out, so I made bran muffins. Nicole thought they were mushy on the bottom, and they could have been, but I stress/depressed ate 10 of them. Spoiler alert: I had a normal bowel movement the next day.
My entire life has led me to this moment.
Some are decent but never get used (popsicle molds).
Some seem to be written with just me in mind (pens).
Most decisions in my life can be made by using the two websites mentioned above and cooksillustrated.com.
I read their legendary and now classic shaving article around this time last year, and purchased the Merkur safety razor as a Christmas present for my boss since I knew he was confident enough to use it, whereas I was timid and talked myself out of ordering one to replace my Dollar Shaving Club razors.
Then I spent the next year rereading the article and psyching myself up for the eventual purchase (money is always tight. Would I actually use this? Would I encounter the scorn of my wife who thinks I just buy things and not use them? [she's not wrong]) and then had to psych myself up again once it arrived. Then it sat in our medicine cabinet for a few days while I watched tutorials and read about shaving soaps.
After hearing about the theory of wet shaving for weeks, my wife told me to stop being a baby (I’m paraphrasing) and shave, which I did and it wasn’t that scary at all.
Some tutorials have noted the sound the blade makes as it slices off the whiskers, and that was probably my favorite detail of the new shaving experience. It also takes about three times as long as a normal disposable razor shave, partly because it is fun to go over parts again and again but also I used to shave in the shower, now I have to shave in front of a foggy mirror.
Extra life bonus: a new world of shaving soaps
There is the cliche that goes along the lines of “chips are just a vehicle for salsa/guacamole/dip”, and for me, shaving is a vehicle for different shaving soaps. I don’t know why it took me this long to discover that the soap puck is far superior to any of the dozens of shaving creams I have bought over the years. The endless varieties! The economy of the shave!
I bought this on a whim a long time ago (when I tried to like whiskey), and even though I don’t think it does anything protective for my skin, it provides a fantastic scent. I’m going to go ahead and endorse everything the Portland General Store makes.
Things I learned:
- Badger and Blade is a crucial resource.
- It really isn’t that scary as everybody makes it out to be. Actually, handling the blades is the only scrotum-tightening moment. And most tutorials stress that it is just different, not terrifyingly scary.
- It it was so dangerous, would these guys be so cheerful?
- I have areas for improvement: I still have to go over the mustache and chin areas with my disposable razor.
- I haven’t bothered to research it, but some genius is responsible for taking a simple and effective shaving method and turning it into a ridiculous, wasteful, and expensive industry.
Note: don’t make the rookie mistake I make. If you have the option to buy Feather blades from Thailand, only do it if you can wait six weeks for them to arrive.
I’d watch/back a documentary about famed session players.
I’m intrigued by the Acaia coffee scale, though it does look, obviously, look like a Mac mini.
Pretty sweet timeline with “no fancy setup”.