Being married to a hairstylist allows me to easily observe situations like this:
Out with the Old
I am proud to report that we have successfully relocated five miles down the road. We blew the cupboard doors open in our blasting off process. Goodbye misused space.
In with the new
In conclusion: moving is about transporting lots of boxes. Don’t do it. Stay where you are. That is an awful motto for life. Ok: Move all the time. Pack lightly. Don’t keep stuff.