I remember the day I bought my LaserJet 1000 for something very close to $100. It was a Sunday morning, I owned a white Toyota Corolla and it was 2003. Now, some four years later, the toner is finally giving out, after countless driving directions and crossword puzzles. Time to find a replacement one on ebay. Much respect to you, C7115A.

RIP DVD player: 2002-2007 (@$60 at Target). Hello new DVD player (@$34 at Target).

After an incorrect delivery, a few irritating phone calls, and a refunded gift card, our new (and first piece of adult furniture) sofa has arrived.

He’s blue and crazy and he makes my cold go away faster.